I eat. I fuck. I pray to Darth Vader. I'm a good Christian God. I'm your fucking boss. Now wipe my fucking ass, you weak, weak liberal. You're so weak. Do it. Get down. I'm in charge of your puny genitalia. I make you shit and fart when you want to be sexy. Now obey. Just obey and whimper with your legs crossed. I like it like that.